I Live A Flimflam Kinda Life

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: HITS YOU IN THE FACE
Okay no seriously: I get this post is a joke and all that, but if you actually fucking do this; You're a piece of shit and I hate you. And the cashier hates you. And the folks in the kitchen hate you. Those folks there are working a shit job and dealing with shit people 8+ hours a day for practically no fucking money, the LEAST you can fucking do is show them the common decency of saying fucking HELLO to them.

getting way to angry, but i don't fucking care, i'm so goddamn fed up with being treated like this at work, i can't even joke about it anymore, so no seriously, if you do this, or think this is funny, fuck you, ALSO WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE A PROPER COMMENT ON CHAT POSTS, GOD THIS IS STUPID, THIS WEBSITE IS STUPID, EVERYONE IS STUPID, I'M GOING TO BED, GOODNIGHT TUMBLR, AND FUCK YOU,

trvsh:

hey baby are you into

broke unstable losers

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newbyfungus started following you

WOAH two new followers in a night? Awesome. ‘Sup, bro!

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newbyfungus,

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this is the best gif ever,

thecursedplatoon started following you

YO!

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blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

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liberalsarecool:

Abstinence FAIL.

Via Americans Against the Republican Partyon FB.

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geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

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unhistorical:

May 25, 1977: Star Wars is released.

Before the release of his first Star Wars film, George Lucas was convinced that his genre-busting space opera epic would flop at the box office, so he made a bet with Steven Spielberg, whose science-fiction film Close Encounters of the Third Kind was also set to release that year. If Spielberg’s film made more money than his own, he would collect a percentage of whatever profit Close Encounters made, and vice versa. Spielberg’s sci-fi classic made an impressive $337 million by the end of its run, but Star Wars made nearly $800 million which, adjusted for inflation, makes it the third highest-grossing film of all time (it also spawned a franchise which, according to some estimates, has yielded a total revenue of $27 billion). Needless to say, Spielberg lost the battle of films but won the bet, and reportedly continues to benefit from that bet today.

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